A downloadable Transcendence for Windows

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Explore a kitchen and do kitchen things with minigames and make breakfast and maybe kill someone while watching tv and doing what the radio tells you. Also drink whiskey.

Because it's good for you.





-An Unlockable!


-A momentary distraction from the failures of your life!

-Blink 182 guest appearance!*

-In Color!

So come along and enjoy the ride and you might learn something, like why God hates you so much.

Controls: Mouse, keyboard arrows and spacebar. Try those- something should happen. If nothing happens, hit pause (Tab) and click on the restart button. It's no big deal. Don't make a big deal out of it, okay? Calm yourself.

*Not the band


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Click download now to get access to the following files:

to-cook-windows-64release.zip 1 GB
Version 1
to-cook-windows-32.zip 1 GB
Version 1